Seeking a new job can be frustrating. I’d like to cheer job seekers up with some lovely quotes.
Needless to say, it was fun collecting these humorous quotes to support job seekers looking for a new direction.
As jokes cure bad mood, what could be better than starting your day with a smile?
So, sit, relax, have fun (hold your chair tight) and here we go..
1. “Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants”
Geraldo Rivera
2. “Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude “
Zig Ziglar
3. “In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is”
Yogi Berra
4. “It is said that the present is pregnant with the future”
Voltaire
5. “I can’t go back to yesterday – because I was a different person then”
Lewis Carroll
6. “Isn’t your pants’ zipper supposed to be in the front?”
Hobbes
7. “He had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it”
T. S. Eliot
8. “Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most”
Mark Twain
9. “Don’t take life too seriously, you’ll never get out of it alive”
Elbert Hubbard
10. “I always advise people never to give advice”
P. G. Wodehouse
11. “When you come to a fork in the road … Take it”
Yogi Berra
12. “Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take”
Josh Billings
13. “Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t”
Erica Jong
14. “God does not ask about our ability, but our availability”
Unknown
15. “A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink”
W.C
16. “If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts”
Albert Einstein
17. “I usually take a two hour nap.. from one to four”
Yogi Berra
18. “The future ain’t what it used to be”
Yogi Berra
19. “A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore”
Yogi Berra
20. “A joke is a very serious thing”
W.C (raise your hand if you don’t know who is W.C.)
Hope you enjoyed.
To be continued next week..
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